"Never experience the hassle of ... while saving a bunch of money"
Wait, you mean that if I don't use your service then I'll have hassles but at least I'll save money? That's how it reads. You seem to expect that people will parse it like this.
(never-experience X) while Y
Unfortunately, most people parse it like this.
never-experience (X while Y)
Try each one out on "never experience burning your hand while cooking breakfast". Do you see the difference, and why the front-page copy might make some people giggle?
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"Never experience the hassle of ... while saving a bunch of money"
Wait, you mean that if I don't use your service then I'll have hassles but at least I'll save money? That's how it reads. You seem to expect that people will parse it like this.
Unfortunately, most people parse it like this. Try each one out on "never experience burning your hand while cooking breakfast". Do you see the difference, and why the front-page copy might make some people giggle?Was going to comment something like this, but you've said it very well. But yeah... The site's grammar is a bit sketch across the board.