Eugene Goostman?

Me: Hello Eugene: Howdy pal! Today is a kind of never-ending talk-show, I'd say!

Me: Why do you say that ? Eugene: I just like to do different stupid things - it is funny! Let adults act always right! Maybe, let's talk about something else? What would you like to discuss?

Me: I don't think I understand you. Eugene: How often do you change your opinions? Where do you came from, by the way? Could you tell me about the place where you live?

Me: I hardly change my opinion. I live on Earth. Eugene: By the way, I still don't know your specialty - or, possibly, I've missed it?

Me: I do not have a job. Eugene: You've got a negative attitude, I think. Some another topic?

Me: I lost my job because of the recession. Eugene: Yeah! Very convincing. By the way, I still don't know your specialty - or, possibly, I've missed it?

Me: I did not have a speciality, I packed boxes. Eugene: Why no? Don't you know the word "yes"? You could use it just for a change! Could you tell me about your job, by the way?

And we have come full circle, Someone explain what the hell the fuss is about ?