Show HN: Banalytics – boring simple free web analytics

Very simple, nay the bare minimum essentials to kep track of web traffic and visualize it on a map because I believe that's more than enough for most. 100% vibe coded, with supervision of course.

I wanted to use it on my shared hosting so it's in PHP but can easily be ported to other languages if there's is interest.

It's definitely missing polish and finesse, aka MVP, made to scratch my own itch, but should scratch others' too. Feel free to have at it, suggest ideas, etc.