Aussieplusplus: Programming Language from Down Under (2021)github.com/zackradisic 41 pointsbrendanfalk4 years ago12 commentsSaveHideCopy link On HNComments−thematrixturtle4yCHEERS C***It's not real Aussie if it's censored. And the return value really should depend on if you say CUNT (good) or SHIT CUNT (bad).−zbird4yfrom cunt import hash−zbird4yPerfect for a first-year programming course at university.−joshka4yYou mean uni, roight mate?−tanbog64yF'kn oath!−RileyJames4yFaaaark mate.Looks fair dinkum.Hooroo.−simmo90004yNah, yeah!−doctor_eval4yyeah - booleans here have three values. "Yeah", "nah", and "yeah - nah"−thematrixturtle4yYeah nah. Yeah nah = nah = false, nah yeah = yeah = true.−doctor_eval4yYeah nah it’s a tri-state, china plate.In Australia each bit has three posi’s, which means a single byte can count to 3^8 = 6,561(This also explains why computing is so much more expensive here).−jimmux4yThat explains why our internet is so slow too. Every bit is 50% bigger so we can't squeeze as many into the pipes.−vipulb3344yI'm MOVin' to aussieLand!
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It's not real Aussie if it's censored. And the return value really should depend on if you say CUNT (good) or SHIT CUNT (bad).
from cunt import hash
Perfect for a first-year programming course at university.
You mean uni, roight mate?
F'kn oath!
Faaaark mate.
Looks fair dinkum.
Hooroo.
Nah, yeah!
yeah - booleans here have three values. "Yeah", "nah", and "yeah - nah"
Yeah nah. Yeah nah = nah = false, nah yeah = yeah = true.
Yeah nah it’s a tri-state, china plate.
In Australia each bit has three posi’s, which means a single byte can count to 3^8 = 6,561
(This also explains why computing is so much more expensive here).
That explains why our internet is so slow too. Every bit is 50% bigger so we can't squeeze as many into the pipes.
I'm MOVin' to aussieLand!